That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. (Actually I just question them untill they spontaneously combust, I ask lots of questions) So, in conclusion, ladies and gentleman of the jury(that's you) I could not have possibly tortured "Mr. Owl" to death. Is it possible to make less sense? Based. Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. Are you ready? e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. In otherwords, she's a small yappy dog who is big for her breed. Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! I want an elective. YOU'RE ALL ZOMBIE THIGH-FAT PEOPLE BROUGHT INTO ANIMATION BY SOME EVIL FORCE OF FORCEFUL EVIL!!! Logic Memes. Pop-Up ad's help you get rid of pop-up ads? its dark and I want to go home is where the heart was where is it now? Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). And secret? So, predictably, here I am. Furthormore, is it considered accepted behavior to talk to these dead reptiles, in a cooey, baby talky kind of voice? "Yep, Bill, time to dump the arsnic in so it tastes pure!" Because nature supposidly abhors a paradox. It would sneeze, then start it's eight-hour-long death hum. Sowhen the weekend rolls around, I'm fairly exhausted. Privacy Policy. We'd probably go crazier. Bubble butt. I'm back again. Not only that, but there are an infinite number of different kinds of intelligent life. there were bugs. I sure am. When you eat so much pineapple in a day. And really angry, and confused. WHAT!? That made him happy. It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. Pikachuwellhe didn't like me. Then, just wait for technology to "catch-up" (get it, catch-up, Ketchup? The smoke detector either never went off, or went off and the people just slept through it. The number of licks, I mean. Welllet's see. No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. I'm back. Lots of people spoke. *pauses* Oh. Okay. Or You are What you Eat. Isnt' that nice? The form link is to a 100% fake TAB registration form that you can fill out just for laughs. I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. It's not fair! Whole families would gather around their front door, in breathless anticipation while they attempted to barracade me out. I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. Why, because they assume it's better quality. Plus, the fire gradually gets louder, and hotter, and smokier. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmad. Today I will be mercifully brief. Anyway, only watch wal-mart if you WANT to be subliminaly entertained into purchasing a new set of TUPERWARE, even though your old set is PERFECTLY fine. Who'da thought it? So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. AwwwwwI'm touched! TWO MILES? This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". Today's rant is a panic rant. Maybe you're lost. May your day be shiney! Not only that, but how do you know that YOU actually exist? The point is that it is nice to have readers. If my site manages to last a decade, my readers *snicker* will probley wonder what I'm talking about. I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. The paradox of my system of beliefs leads me to believe that the universe, in fact, is not infinite. * IT'S NOT FAIR! Here is the sum total of my group's work. They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. So, we packed everthing up. Now, don't get me wrong. *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. It really lets me get to know you. "lower the quality"? Well, look at you? Then, she accidently woke our three yappy dogs up, and they relized that they were in a car. I just can't work up the energy to be outraged. I'll only say that it was the first game you could "talk" to and was the first (and only) N64 virtual pet. Maybe I should make the link come here directlyHey! I just can't seem to stop, though. It tells me stuff like: "Warning: More Solutions May Exist" and "Questionable Accuracy". For instance, I wrote: "I am the Crazy Taco! So rather than battle her over the concept of getting dressed in the dark, I get up. To prevent this, I did nothing. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. Spooky, huh? My dad. What, is there a giant sign saying, "DEAD END"? Any way, that's it for now. Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. In the mean time, I'll just sit here and type with my eyes closed. With a shake, the future is revealed! Oh, well. The magic eight-ball glows with knowledge! Now, those have possibilities. All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. Then I completly understand. Types Of Mental Illness . So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. Then I realized that the buldozer already HAD been invented. 'Ah the power of cheese!' I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. The single greatest invention of the computer gods. what I fear comes right after here not this life or the next will I ever be able to pass the test? Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? Next to the Really Big Button, of course. Obviously, you know this. Still no? For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! I confirmed that the Union was Northern and Free, and that the Confederacy was Southern and Slave. That made little sense. But, maybe that's just the difference between you and me. Then it would be okay. Hi, I'm back. Cookie Notice OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. Pathetic. ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. It's so completly garbled, it's funny. Maybe eventually some weird, bored person will wander onto my site on accident and be mildly entertained be my site until they wander onto a live video feed of a coffee maker. What values, you say? I know where you are right now! I dunnoI guess I'm just kinda freaked out. Someday, I'm gonna snap and just delete this entire thing. Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. Especially that duct tape. How is this legal? Yes. **** THAT LIPSTICKS THE WRONG COLOR FOR YOU!! And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! The moon has one-sixth of Earth's gravity. There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) 195 votes, 54 comments. What I mean is, you wouldn't be very proud if the average person said that they just took a dookey on the toilet, and you wouldn't be very proud if they knew who fought against the Union in the Civil War. 1 hour ago This morning, my Mom came home from work. Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. *enter Squirell* What's that, little Squirell? It was sad. You see, I periodically read the longest text ever to check the constant downward spiral of my sanity. But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. I must really be desperate for something to do. Or, would that be good? Someone could have super-disolving spit, or watery-spit. I should be asleep. Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. It's not FAIR. *g8ggles* bye. By the time you're eighty, you'll have enough ear jewelry to open up your own jewelry shop. After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! The fake blood seeped into the open wound. You could be floating out in empty space, conjuring nice little fantasies to relieve the monotony of being the only living being! I think. There is a world where you are a faerie. Gotta gothe Russian-Brittish-Iraqi-enslaved-Africans are coming to defeat the Mexicans. Hmmmmgood question. Today was Halloween. Today, I took a long look at this site, which is the acomplishment of almost a year of work. It was fun, but exhausting. I feel like I should be outraged about some topic or another. And absolutly NO air-pressure. Oh, who am I kidding. I can't remember what. Ormaybe it's the feather off of the cartoon owl from the tootsie-roll pop comercials (onetwothree..*crunch*). About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . Sometimes, it is lazy. MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! It's a worthy cause! 1 hour ago Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. What cruel fate is this? Not only did we get world class cuisine (under-cooked hotdogs and over-cooked hamburgers), my little sister (age 10) got taught pool by someone I strongly supect is an ex-convict! That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. shut cho dum dum bubble gum belt buckle banana truphle huned kunucklenuckle skin tone chicken . They're listening for a secrretno it's cause of a secret. So we were already off to a bad start. I just thought that I might like to mention that. And I asked myself "How could I have better spent my time?" I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Soit doesn't bother to find all solutions, and it may be wrong. She answered: England, Russia, and (out of sheer desperation) Iraq. Plus, the kids at the daycare (where I work, obviously) say that I'm "cool to talk to".
rp Pixel Art Gallery Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. Especially since I'm bothering to write all this. Gee, I hope not! They started shaking and barked their little heads off.
Never mind. Or maybe you're just skimming. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. *sigh* My dogs are just weird. All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! In conclusion, Ladies and Gentlemenif you implement my idea, there will be peace and prosperity for all. And do I ever have a topic today!
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Fighting in the American Civil War? Then he preceeded to trash my room, scattering kleenex everywhere. It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? I get done at 9:15. Where is the logic in this? It's stupid. Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. Goodbye! They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. And almost never finish. Wouldn't pure water TASTE pure, and impure water TASTE impure? And they pushed my toes together. The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. WANNA SEE ME PULL A TAPEWORM OUTTA MY ****!! Seeya! Or maybe not. It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. Too bad. Well, seeya *waves brightly* I got to go to my Grendel (really cool book) project for school. Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. But then I listened to some of the new music I put on my site and mellowed out. I'm back! We use cookies to let us know when you visit SoundCloud, to understand how you interact with us, to enrich and personalize . I've seen it. It deludes all of American's sweet, innocent, candy-loving children into thinking that a cartoon owl is smarter than they are! The first part of the trip was fairly easy. After a horrific chain of events (is it coincidence, or fate) the people who will deactivate the secondary power source of the building Neo is infiltrating, die. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. Right now, my spacebar is malfunctioningthat's not goodI have to press it two or three times just to insert a freaking space. Parents would increase the purchase of entertainment items. who keeps asking if you can hear him. Warning: this product is illegal in most states) Wasn't that entertaining? They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. So my dad picked a steak place. I took a whole bunch of personality quizzes and posted them there. At least it's over. If she had been in the Matrix, she would have likely been with Morpheus, never would have known about the plan's failure, would therefore not have been in the situation that resulted in her death. actually claim to be mentally ill. That's either a) a publicity stunt b) An attempt at humor c) a cry for help or d) none of the above You can e-mail your responses by conducting a scavenger hunt of this site. Oooo! dumb dumb Lyrics: Disappointment takes us by surprise / Even though by now I think we should have realized / Everyone is dumb (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb) / (Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb My school system is stuck in the pastand formal attire meansa dressa white dress(for those you who never bothered to find outI am indeed female). Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. Now I want all you loyal fans*cricket chirps* to go to the link to see what I'm like. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. Anyway, I better go or the quality of this will go down in that evil downward spiral thing I discussed a few months back. Today, I was checking out some weird news. Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. Because this is the first time I've been on a computer all day. Said order will in no way be held responsible for any damages, injuries, loss of life, limb, head, or organs. Or his mom did. You're only browsing it. Since I have a rather weird phobia of touching my own skinthis made my evening my own personall torture session. It even SOUNDS weird. You'd have to be an absolute loser (or really bored) to come here. Out loud. Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. But wait! Just copy and paste it removing the first and last bit 5 times . I'm tired. Obviously not. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. "Purified" water. And that's just what I can list from memory. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. Now, in today's society of buying groceries on-line and getting them delivered, why hasn't any other food industry marketed this ingenius idea to bring the product to the consumer. This is just way too much of a change at once. *cough*She's winning*cough* But that's just because I have so much to do to mantain and update this site, I rarely get a chance to just sit here and type. How absurd. The whole thing. Maybe she just doesn't like goat-smell. These so-called "pointless" signs are doing just what they were meant to do: entertain you! It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". We were supposed to write about a cherished child-hood toy, and attempt to turn our fond memories into a commercial. Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? I found at that yet another one of my friends is reading this. But, the wings were'nt really special. You thought you'd gotten rid of me. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone . The basic moral belief that Polar bears should be WHITE. But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? It makes sense, though. Okay, one day, in the future, smoke dectectors will probably activate litte fire-fighter bots that every home will have. Cookie Notice I can usually fall back asleep (if I don't panic and think I'm late for school), but the stupid thing wakes me up again exactly seven hours after I originally fell asleep. I know this because i ate a whole pineapple in a sitting and my mouth went numb JR Riddle, I PREFER THE REAL GRIM REAPER SAID, THE REAL GRIM REAPER AN PERFECTION, You live in the south when you can sweat cosmoline out of wood just by leaving it in a room with the AC off overnight, FUCK SAYER FROM AV ' \f ALL MY HOMIES HATE SAYER, Q how does captain falcon have hiss XX I All Videos Images News Maps Shoppi Sakurai Confirms Captain Falcon's Powers Come From Strong Faith in Jesus Christ. Whatever the case, I decided that the whole world, (or three of four random people) deserve to know that if the world and or universe are destroyed, it's the evil, little, white, feather's fault. I hate irony. I can even see the Official Flaming Chicken Rocket. OhI'm rambling again, aren't I? What does it sound like? You don't see them, but your subconsious (dreaming) mind does. I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. Aren't I special? And then I'll be writing for me again. Nowjust stop a second and contemplate that. Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. I founded the secret message, you ok man? When I pressed her, she confessed she didn't know what chrisianity was. Why on earth did they keep the monkey? Thank you Squirell. 2,822 plays 2,822; . HmmmmI suppose I should clarify that the Pikachu game was 3-D and your character was in first person mode(you see through character's eyes). TAB members got pizzalots of pizzaand candy. (the mindless fight scenes were really cool, too). Just make sure you "spray" your food first. Why, the assasinating annoying cartoon characters buisness. | 1.69 KB, PHP | Say it. It gave me new insight into how weird I am. Think about it. This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. TACO is still in my heart.
Shut yo lean mean string bean - Copypasta Today, I'm here to salute the Pointless Signs Of America! Squirell? Maybe I should just give up. Code: 742 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that in no part does the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (That's still me!) I love it! What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? Wait a minuteso you're saying that I'm talking and responding to you, but you won't be reading this until long after I have finished typing? Today my frazzled-brain produced something that is decidedly Jenny (that's my more or less "real" name). theni got to go stand while people said a lot of stuff. If that happens, then no one will read this. Gambling is so much fun! I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! I know, unlikely, huh? The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. Or maybe not. It looks right. UNDER SUCH EXTREME HEAT, WEAR AND DEGRADATION IS INEVITABLE!! I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. I was alerted to this growing problem in our world community by (Kat, the ruler of all that is almondy)and it greatly concerns me. Naturally when it was announced that we'd be eating dinner in this place, I could hardly contain my excitment(I glared at my mother and asked why we couldn't go to Pizza Hut) When we arrived, we were promptly served (after thirty minutes) In the meantime, we played a family game of pool(my parents played while my brother and sister and I watched) After two rousing rounds, our food came. We have halloween and christmas pictures on the NeoPics link. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. You gots extra money, don't you? I just don't know. It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. Even though air is light, that much air adds up. I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. Before we knew it, we were on the road. *waits for readers to become insanely jealous* Yep, that's right, a bar with a pool table! Yes, that's right. I'm leavin', for now. Okay. It's just a matter of degree. Although I acted like an idiot. Maybe. "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious.