"Fictional character: Gwen Stacy". : Although, you gotta love the Quizno's guy: it's the one thing that triumphs religion - capitalism. For those of you who haven't read The Scarlet Letter, or for those of you who said you did, but really didn't, here's, [holding up copy of the DVD of The Scarlet Letter, 1926]. I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. Brandon Technical Specs, [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties]. Olive Penderghast Preferably to the Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com, or Office Max. Brandon : Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson): I had a similar situation when I was your age. : Marianne Bryant is the secretary of the student council, chairman of the Orange Blossom Dance Committee, and president of the Cross Your Heart Club - a club dedicated to shoving their beliefs down people's throats. [pretend punishment] Type above and press Enter to search. "The Amazing Spider-Man 2", 2014. Disney World is much more liberal. Like a twig, or a branch. Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. Brandon Dyed in the wool homosexual, that boy is. The principal is like a captain of a ship in international waters. : Its a little low on grist. I was just wondering what your church's stance on lying and adultery was? : [confused] : So, here it is. No, you haven't. : Brandon [spiteful] Funny, bitter-sweet and intelligent, Easy A narrates a plucky girl's struggle with handling a simple spat of dishonesty as it unravels into a fat web of lies and an eventual bad reputation.. This was just a free preview - for the main event log onto "www.freeolive.com" tonight at six p.m. And I know it interferes with the basketball game; but come on, would you rather be here cheering on the Woodchucks or watch me do one? When the actor was . Rhiannon Everything according to plan. Mr. Griffith : Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast
Script To Screen: "Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of - Medium Never underestimate the power of extremists like Marianne. Youre wonderful. I had to hear from *Jackie Rudedsky*. : Watch Easy A: You Kind Of Look Like A Stripper. How I, Olive Penderghast, went from assumed trollop to an actual home-wrecker.
Woodchuck Todd (Penn Badgley): (with his Woodchuck mascot head off) Hey Olive.
Easy A (2010) - Full Cast & Crew - IMDb Nor did Olive. Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth starting now. I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. Olive Penderghast Tell me everything. What's your problem? Rhiannon Nina Screw all these people, Olive! The funny thing is, the whole time this all was going down, I couldn't help thinking I could have come up with better signs. Ask some of your friend's parents. Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS! What do you think I have down there? Does it only exist in 80s movies? The illusion is shattered! : Dill I already did. Well, I was really hoping to get an "A". Rosemary Penderghast, Olive's mother, is open, funny and loves her kids. Olive Penderghast : Watch Emma Stone Nail Steve Martin's 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Expletive-Filled Monologue The original scene sees Steve Martin drop a string of F-bombs on an unsuspecting rental-car . Chip : I'm gonna turn you around, and take you from the back! Brandon [while Brandon and Olive are pretending to have sex in Melody Bostic's bedroom; he yells] Its true. I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you: how shitty it feels to be an outcast. : : Olive Penderghast I have been whoring around a lot. Which brings us to Part Two. Why does that matter? Rhiannon Rhiannon Rhiannon Which really is just my obnoxious way of saying lies travel fast. | Yes, you did. Olive Penderghast : That must have been pretty embarrassing. : Press Esc to cancel. Olive Penderghast Starring: Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes. [looks at the priest's box and sees it's empty]. Dill : Olive Penderghast Do you wanna go out with me? Emma Stone has a superbad confession: She's never seen the movie that made her a star, "Easy A.". I don't know. Emma Stone had a 14-hour day of simply staring at a camera doing every single webcam and narration scene for the entire movie. Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl. Rhiannon Rhiannon: I want every detail! About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright .
Easy A (2010) - Emma Stone as Olive - IMDb Olive: Weve had nine classes together since Kindergarten ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didnt because you called it science fiction and refused to go. Olive Penderghast | I am, in fact, considering becoming an existentialist. There is. Is it not a minister? Tell me to say 'Hail Marys'? [sitting in a confessional booth] [Cut to basketball game, last year] Olive Penderghast last week to promote Cruella, Stone delivered Steve Martin's entire "rental car scene" monologue from Planes, Trains and Automobiles without any preparation. If Google Earth were a guy, he couldn't find me if I was dressed up as a 10-story building. You liar! : Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this? Like "by George, that tree has reached the final stage of ecological succession". : Actually, make it Office Max - I have my eye on a label maker. Rhiannon There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen. One more aspect of Easy A to look out for next time you watch it is a little aside that occurs in regards to Twilight 's Cam Gigandet. Ha Rosemary 2010 The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses, How My HIV Diagnosis Led To Spiritual Empowerment And Personal Transformation, 49 Awesome Heathers Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living, 35 Clueless Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living, 40 Mean Girls Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living. Whether I liked it or not, I had *a lot* of customers. Oh, I have seventeen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does. Mrs. Griffith (Lisa Kudrow): Im the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes. Rosemary [Cut to game, this year] OH RATS! You don't like that! : Go get your chocolate milk. Do you have a religion section? | Olive Penderghast Marianne: I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection. Yeah, right. I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Incorrigible! No judgement, but you kind of look like striper Just kidding! : More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. He got a Coke Zero AGAIN. : I started piling on lie after lie. Your secret's safe with me, you little sex monkey! It's partly because she's pretty and has perfect hair; but mostly because her parents let her have these huge parties every time she catches them "doing it" in the pool. Ohhhhh, burn! Yeah, you're not really my type, either. How's it going? Rhiannon You don't have to be so aggressive about it. : : Woodchuck Todd [about Rhiannon] Rhiannon This is my side, the right one. : People suck! : I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say! Rosemary He seems like a nice kid. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Mr. Griffith (Thomas Haden Church): I dont know what your generations fascination is with documenting your every thought, but I can assure you, theyre not all diamonds. Due to his "condition," Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. You know, the sad thing is, Evan, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes. Rhiannon : Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast [faces him again] Drop them in the comments. A gnome? Olive Penderghast all you need to know. Home Monologues Easy A (Rosemary): I had a similar situation when I was your age. And if there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida. I liked Todd much better when he was topless. Olive, do what you got to do, let your freak flag fly. No, he told me the truth. I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes. That's the one thing that trumps religion capitalism. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. : I'd take a bullet for you, you know that. A gnome? And youre going to handle this the same way I did. Warranted or not. That rhymed Marianne : Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. And as we all know, by magic I mean nothing.. : : : : Yeah, you pick family member of the week!